I adore this..

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.

In January, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon lee_c_rip (65 points). When the stars were right, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In April, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In May, I rescued helena_draven from being sacrificed (-200 points). In December, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In June, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-735 points) and deserve to be fed to the ghouls.

Your humble and obedient servant,
sistercarrion

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